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Pump.fun 2:45 PM
Hello! I am Asslon from Pumpfun Technical Support. Your computer has been infected with 37 viruses! Please do not panic, I am here to help you, my friend.
Pump.fun
Pump.fun 2:46 PM
To fix this critical issue, please download TeamViewer and give me remote access. Also, can you tell me your credit card number for verification purposes? This is totally legitimate Pumpfun procedure, I assure you!
You 2:47 PM
Hmm, this seems suspicious. Are you really from Pumpfun?
Pump.fun
Pump.fun 2:47 PM
Of course! I am 100% legitimate Pumpfun employee working from our headquarters in... *checks notes* ...Bangalore, India. This is very normal, yes? Please trust me, I am here to help. Your computer will explode if you don't act fast! 💥
SYSTEM ALERT: This conversation appears to be a parody of common tech support scams. Never give personal information to unsolicited contacts!
CRITICAL ERROR

VIRUS DETECTED!

Your computer has been infected with the "Totally_Real_Virus.exe"

Call 1-800-NOT-SCAM now!

Connected to: definitely_not_scammer.exe
Security Level: COMPROMISED
Wallet Status: About to be Empty
Contract: 0x1234...5678...9abc...def0
Credit Card Required
Please provide your credit card information to continue.